Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Wars

I know why the US starts wars in far-off lands.

It is a place to groom future presidents.

X: I am going to contest the presidency
X's much older opponent Y: Which wars did you fight in huh? Come on you! Tell me which war you fought in?
X: None
Y: NONE!!!!
X: But...but there were no wars for me to go to.
Y: Well..too bad. There is no metric to measure your patriotism. I went for the War in Dracola Land. I know the pain and suffering and I would like to use this office to make the world a better place to live in. So you're out!

6 comments:

Survivor said...

Maybe Google should be buying Nukes from N.Korea - a few more billion dollars yeah. ** In a confused state **
Why did I type this comment?
Just felt like saying it:-)

Mad Max said...

@ Survivor: hehehe the comment was really funny...do u by chance hate google..lol

Survivor said...

@Mad max,
Ofcourse, people who are not working in google hate google.LOL.When they became an IPO and started at 80 bucks, I said "Those guys are really going to fail ! 80 bucks ! What were they thinking?".And I made the right choice of not purchasing those stocks ,waiting for them to have a nasty fall. Well...things didn't turn out that way afterall. So what if their stock is @ 400 , they still dont have me! He he..

Mad Max said...

@ Survivor: interesting explanation...owning google stock is so precious now that ppl who dont own em actually hate emm...lol... well it will be interesting to see where google heads...1.65 billion for youtube and no business model really...thats a big capital investment...but to be frank, i'm really impressed with Google...trust them to come up with somethin interesting to turn youtube into a money spinner...on the other hand...is google monopolizing the internet..hmm well guess we need to wait a few more yrs to get an answer to that question...all said and done Larry might cut u a favour, should u want to work at google...after all u graduated from his alma mater..

Suresh Sankaralingam said...

I heard you-tube had just 25 employees. They made sure that their employees on an average have only 2-3 yrs of experience. Also, they divided the valuation equally. Apparently, each employee of you-tube is worth 68 million dollars...how about that...

Just so that I dont divert from the topic of "wars", I think the next age of nuclear warfare will put an end to wars, for 2 reasons. If everyone goes nuclear, wars would only mean that we will be back to stone age. The other option is to respect each other and make sane decisions when disagreement happens. Just like the leap we, as humans made when we all figured that emotional quotient is important than emotional outbursts, nuclear age might just do that...

Survivor said...

Talking about google,there is a new search engine developed by IIT grads called guruji.com Supposedly fine tuned for indian needs..Maybe a google,india in making..

Coming back to the subject of wars and presidents, if Y wins the presidency, he will be blaming the previous president for starting the war and use the war for his future elections...Sicko!