Monday, November 13, 2006

Crusades: Imagination Vs. Imagination

Eyes large as saucers, voices as vehement as can get, we demanded:

"Who/What gives them the right to throw out processed, dry foods, and that too at Bangalore airport?"

The group, gathered around a table with sumptuous food, demanded between tasty mouthfuls. It was actually quite an effort to sound affronted when every movement sent a divine taste surging through the tongue. But, we are all known to be a determined lot, and piqued we were.

The topic under discussion was that one of my aunts was forced to leave behind much of her belongings at Bangalore airport. The "sambhar podi", and the various dried powders that can be mixed with boiled rice were all thrown out, we were told by our every chagrined parents. They had heard the news from one of their neices, who must have sounded quite convincing, because it actually prevented them from carrying too many things. We discussed the possible causes, criteria used by the airport authorities in such cases, and sounded rightfully indignant about the whole process.

Later that afternoon we placed a call to the aforesaid aunt, and tried to learn the magnitude of her losses. Come to think of it, my mother started out on quite an apologetic note while asking about it. She explained that she had a tube of Bengay in her hand-carry by mistake, and was forced to throw that out in Frankfurt airport. That apart, some other food packets of hers, were placed in check-in baggage, instead of the hand-baggage. That was all there was to the whole story!

I cannot imagine how many rounds this story must have made, before reaching my parents in its current shape! Every story-teller tied their own ribbons and balloons to the story. Soon the story took its current form:

A monstrous team was out on a vicious rampage at Bangalore airport, stripping legitimate travellers of their chutney mixes, and filter coffee.

I can't help remembering the cartoon we used to see on Doordarshan about the balloon that burst in a house. Soon, the story takes on epic proportions before police arrive on the scene fearing a violent gunshot crime-scene, only to find a disappointed little girl, looking quite sullen because her balloon burst!

I am now seriously wondering the basis on which religious wars are fought. Most of our religious books were passed down through generations by word of mouth before getting penned as books. So, we use the combined imaginations of centuries to take offense against another form moulded by centuries of ... imagination!

6 comments:

Survivor said...

Half way through your blog, I remembered the Balloon burst from Doordarshan, only to see you mentioning it !!. Once again, a new rumour gets ground through the mill..:-)
In Keerthana's words, "Innonu rumor"

Suresh Sankaralingam said...

Very well written... I hope there is no "bandh" or riot in bangalore or elsewhere (am assuming that the airport incident must be generalised to all indian airports by now..)..:)

nourish-n-cherish said...

I am sure it has....my parents left from Chennai airport, and their reasoning was: If it could happen in Bangalore airport, it could happen in Chennai.

That statement would have become - "Chennai-airport-ilum appidi dhaan pannaraangalam. Sambhar podi dhaane, Tamil-Nadu officials-ku theriyaadha yenna?!"

Mad Max said...

very interesting observation...considering the fact that the last three times i visited india, i carried two check-in bags and one hand carry..one of my two check-in bags was just food (all 25 kgs)...on my trip last march, Delta officials gave me a complete look over...cheez this guy eats a ton...hehehehe

BrainWaves said...

It is funny post!
"Kan-nal par-pa-thum poi kadh-thal ket-pa-thum poi theera vesari-pathe mei"

Manohar said...

or in keerthana's other words 'ikoondu rumour'.
*competing with survivor for keena's quotes*