Identity crisis....

This blog is inspired by shoba's two earlier related but unrelated blogs. The scene here is shoba/suresh and sriks are chatting with Mano.. but its some other Mano. I had posted this earlier with different characters in my college's forum, In our college, Horlicks was the code word for Saarayam.

Mano is just out of college. He has been sacked from work and is a little low on cash. His Maama Ayush is elderly and has loads of cash and jewels. So Mano is taking care of his Maama to put some ice.

Sriks: Machaan Mano, eppadi keera?

Mano: who are you people? where did you people come from?

Sriks/Shoba/Suresh think that maybe Mano is in mabbu and so is in Sachin Tendulkar mode. Mein kaun hoon.. Mein Kahaan hoon

Shoba: Ayush eppadi irrukaan?

Mano: How do you know about ayush? plus avan sollare? Avaru thoongaraaru.

Suresh: As usual Benadryl kuduthu thoonga pannitiya?

Mano: Ungallukku eppadi theriyum? Avarau coughing too much today, he has aged no? So gave him some cough syrup and horlicks to let him sleep in the afternoon.

Sris: Paavi.. don't give him horlicks at this age itself. He might get addicted to it.

Mano: ... scratches his head... unnum puriyala

Shoba: How is Meera doing?

In her hurry, Shoba types Heera instead of Meera. Mano wonders how these people know that his uncle Ayush has Heera (diamonds). He is not sure if these are jewel thieves.

Mano: How do you know about Heera?

Sriks: Heera was very nice and glittery in Sathi Leelavathi.

Now Mano is sure they stole Heera from Sathi Leelavathi's house.

Shoba: Naan Heera sonnadhu was meant for Meera.

Mano's ex-girlfriend was Meera, but now he has his eyes only for another girl called Neena Pillai.

Mano: No no, the heera was meant for Pillai.

Suresh: Enna pa sollara, isn't ayush too young to see Heera? Is this the age to introduce him to item girls?

Mano: scratches his head violently... . But continues. "No no, Ayush has seen many girls in his young days. So no problems."

Suresh/Shoba/Sriks think that mano is in full mabbu.

Shoba: So you are playing with pillai all the time eh? (she means thamizh pillai-- son)

Mano: No no its not like that. blushes.

Suresh: Paathiyaa, pillai vandhadhuku apparam, you are ignoring Meera.

Mano: How can I be with both of them at the same time. After you get one you have to let go of the other, illa kudumbathala rombha kozhapam varum

Ellaarum rombha confused now...

Suresh: So how is Fremont?

Mano: FullMonty padam was nice, what is this Fremonty? Part two va?

At this stage Sriks/Shoba/Suresh decide that Mano tholla thaanga mudiyala and let his mabbu clear and they Escape...... .........