News this Week

Hello and Welcome back to this week's episode of "All that you can Think"

Just as an earthquake can generate a potentially devastating tsunami, alien attacks are no different. Proof for this is evident from the behavioral tsunami that is lashing the Bay area as we speak. Two weeks after the alleged attack on brainwaves, the situation on the ground is far from normal. While seismic activity from brainwaves has certainly deteriorated and come to a near standstill, the after effects are lingering. At least one person closely associated with brainwaves has been reportedly suffering from a mild version of "dissociative identity disorder".

Considering the relative closeness in time between the two events, it is hard to assume that they are independent of each other. People with dissociative identity disorder may not be able to recall things that they have done or persons that they have met or account for changes in behavior. Sources in the bay area indicate that the situation is tense. Speculation is rife among friends and local residents as to the cause and effect. Law enforcement agencies have expressed concern, as the subject has openly acknowledged the presence of the disorder through a blog. Experts suggest that the blog is indicative of a highly agitated state of mind and can prove to be dangerous. Agencies also reported that they will be monitoring the situation 24/7. It remains to be seen if the subject poses a threat to the society at large?

As we sift through the debris from the alien attack several questions remain unanswered. Did brainwaves influence such behavior? Has brainwaves returned back to normalcy? Do we have a modern Dr. Jekyll prowling in the city? What is the role played by two nameless nerds codenamed "Mano" and "Mindframes" in this entire fiasco? Will we ever see a return to normalcy? If you have answers to these questions, please feel free to write to us at "All that you can think"

Reporting for "All that you can think" - Mad Max
(PS: The name of the subject is withheld in accordance with privacy laws)